Pet Sematary (2019)

pet-sematary-movie-poster-review-2019Director: Kevin Kölsch, Dennis Widmyer

Genre: Horror, Thriller

Runtime: 101 Minutes

Main Cast: Jason Clarke, Amy Seimetz, John Lithgow, Jeté Laurence, Lucas Lavoie, Hugo Lavoie, Obssa Ahmed, Alyssa Brooke Levine, Maria Herrera

Plot: In the woods near a family’s home lies a cemetery for pets, and beyond it, a mysterious piece of land where whatever is buried there comes back to life, but not the same as they were before.

My Thoughts: I got cocky. I found peace with the horror genre and have seen and enjoyed a lot of the modern horror movies that got a lot of praise. I guess I decided that I’m now a converted horror fan and can deal with anything, which is how I found myself at the cinema to see Pet Sematary on opening night. I know I’m a wimp but it really scared me! It’s the tension, I can’t handle it.

With my critic hat on, the movie was alright. It’s based on a Stephen King novel so you know the story is going to be good, but I got the feeling a lot of the detail got missed out. If anything, it’s made me want to read the book. At least that can’t scream or hiss at me. The biggest problem I have is that every interesting part about the movie was in the trailer. If you’ve seen it, you’ve honestly seen the whole movie, which is a shame really. It’s a famous story so they surely didn’t need to give away so many details.

John Lithgow was the star of the show for me, I forgot how good of an actor he is actually. His character had the most depth, but again I feel like there was so much backstory that got left out. It’s not like the movie was too long and had to be cut down, I’d have happily sat there for another 10 minutes. That’s a lie, I practically ran back to my car…

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Best Bit: When Louis was at the hospital trying to save the lad who had literally lost half of his face/head, the moment that followed was the only scare that took me and everyone else by surprise. Those are the cinema moments I love, when everyone collectively jumps and then there’s a mumble of nervous laughter.

Worst Bit: Someone really cranked the fog machine up to 11, didn’t they? It looked a bit silly. Also, when I got home just before 11pm, my neighbour suddenly appeared behind my car and scared the living daylights of me. Then, when I stepped inside, my cat was sat on the stairs directly in front of me, staring at me. Because of course he was. Jerk.

Fun Trivia: When Rachel is returning home from Boston, there is a highway sign that says “Derry 20 miles”. An Easter egg for “IT”.

My Rating: 3 out of 5 speeding lorries that are to blame for most of the trauma in this movie. Surely someone in the town should report the drivers?!

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