What I Watched: September 2019

Well, this month has been pretty nuts, to say the least. on the first day of September I was on vacation in Disneyland, and today I’m dealing with a poorly toddler and working out how to deal with the fact my office is moving in December. Oh life, how you love to throw curveballs at me. Did I mention that said toddler is going to be TWO this month? I cannot even.

Amongst all the fun, jetlag, illnesses and stress I still managed to watch a few movies. I don’t know about you, but I’ve always found movies to be a good escape from the real world, even just for a couple of hours. I’m glad my movie mojo is back though because there are so many October releases I’m looking forward to!

First, the movies I watched but never got around to reviewing properly…

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The Dead Don’t Die (2019)

Okay, this was actually a rewatch, and I already did a full review back in July, but I needed to see Adam Driver in that smart car again and let me tell you, he didn’t disappoint. Still love that song, too.

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Plus One (2019)

I saw the poster on Netflix when I was having one of those ‘ugh, don’t know what to watch’ nights and genuinely thought it was Joel McHale. I realised very quickly that it wasn’t (I also thought Dax Shepard and Sam Rockwell were the same person for years) but I was in the mood for a romcom so I stuck it out. It’s your average, boy and girl who are only friends go to loads of weddings together and fall in love kind of movie. Nothing to go crazy about, but an enjoyable watch nontheless.

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Late Night (2019)

Despite the lukewarm reviews I was gutted to miss this in the cinemas. Emma Thompson seems to pop up in cameos in everything lately and she’s always the best part of whatever she’s in. She obviously has a bigger role in Late Night and is still the best part of the movie, but it wasn’t as good as I’d hoped. I’m all for political jokes but they got old really fast, and this movie isn’t going to age well.

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The Drop (2014)

What can I say? It’s a movie in which a scruffy Tom Hardy rescues an injured dog, adopts him and kicks the ass of anyone who dares to threaten said dog. If that’s not enough for you then ugh, there’s just no pleasing you!

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Ace Ventura: Pet Detective (1994)

Yes, I was in a VERY odd mood the other night. Jim Carrey movies were my goto in my teens and yet I don’t know how I avoided Ace Ventura for so long! I loved it, it cheered me right up and I can tick another Carrey movie off my list. It makes for a funny watch in 2019 though, there’s no way a script like this would be greenlighted in this day!

And then, just in case you missed any, these are the movies I watched in September that I did write a full review for:

The Aftermath (2019) 
It: Chapter Two (2019)
Downton Abbey (2019)
The Perfection (2018)
Ad Astra (2019)
Ready or Not (2019)

The Dead Don’t Die (2019)

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Genre: Comedy, Horror

Runtime: 104 Minutes

Main Cast: Bill Murray, Adam Driver, Tilda Swinton, Tom Waits, Chloë Sevigny, Steve Buscemi, Danny Glover, Carol Kane, Caleb Landry Jones, Selena Gomez

Plot: Something’s going wrong in Centerville. It isn’t getting dark at night, phone and TV signal is becoming dodgy at best, there’s a crazy Scottish lady working at the funeral parlour…and the dead are coming back to life.

My Thoughts: The last Jim Jarmusch movie I saw was Patterson, and I dragged my friend Jenna with me to see it. She…fell asleep. I think movie fans can agree Jarmusch’s movies are very different to most mainstream movies. I liked Patterson just fine, but that’s about it. My local wasn’t even showing The Dead Don’t Die, so I started my hunt for a movie date. Jenna was a firm no, but my bestie Steph who also loves Adam Driver was up for it! I’m not sure I’ll have company for the next movie though…

What can I say? I think I loved it. The tone is set straight away. It’s quiet, it’s slow, the humour is deadpan and the lines are all delivered in monotone. It certainly isn’t a movie that will appeal to many! In fact, I think Steph summed it up perfectly when the credits rolled and she turned to me and said ‘What the f**k did I just watch?!’. I mean, it comes to something when painting the faces of two corpses who keep waking up is the least weird thing that Tilda Swinton did.

In fact, I know I loved it. I loved Hermit Bob not giving a toss about the cops, I loved Steve Buscemi being an absolute jerk, and I loved watching Adam Driver rock up to a crime scene in a Smart car with the roof down because it’s the only way he could possibly fit in! I like my movies to be a bit weird, out there and different from anything else I’ve seen before, and this just ticked all of my boxes. Besides, I can’t turn down the opportunity to see Adam Driver in not only thick-rimmed glasses but in uniform!

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Best Bit: Apart from the Smart car, and the conversation between Adam Driver and Bill Murray about ‘the script’, I loved the diner scene when each of them entered slowly, looked at both corpses, walked back out, and came up with the exact same theory. It even got repeated word for word on the radio later on. I also need that song in my car!

Worst Bit: I’ve watched a fair few horrors recently, Midsommar, It, Brightburn, Us…none of them made me feel so ill as when that guy scooped his cat’s food onto a plate and then PUT THE FORK IN HIS MOUTH. I just gagged even thinking about it.

Fun Trivia: When the three cops are driving down the road toward the cemetery, Adam Driver’s character leans out the window with a machete to cut off the head of one particular zombie. This zombie is dressed in the same clothes and with the same hair as Bill Murray’s character in the 2009 zom-com Zombieland.

My Rating: 4 and a half UFOs, because…honestly, I don’t know!

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