Director: Michael Mann
Genre: Crime, Drama, Action
Runtime: 170 Minutes
Main Cast: Al Pacino, Robert De Niro, Val Kilmer, Jon Voight, Tom Sizemore, Diane Venora, Amy Brenneman, Ashley Judd, Natalie Portman, Tom Noonan
Plot: Neil McCauley and his group of professional bank robbers start to feel the heat from the police when they leave a clue behind at their latest heist.
My Thoughts: You can’t win them all, and not even the greatest of movies will appeal to everyone. I think I’ve found a very specific genre that I just don’t enjoy at all, cat and mouse, robbers and police movies. I’ve got nothing against crime movies as a whole, in fact, I love watching heists and I love seeing a detective’s case unfold, but none of what happened in the nearly 3 hours of the movie Heat appealed to me.
I just don’t care about any of these characters. 170 minutes long and not enough time to let me build up any kind of sympathy? The only character I really liked was Natalie Portman’s – and oh my goodness how young is she here?! I’m so old. My biggest problem with it is probably the reason it’s so loved. It’s too much like The Departed, and yes I know that one is more recent. But I couldn’t stand The Departed. The whole thing seemed so pointless to me and it was just dull.
Here’s the thing, someone in your gang of robbers is probably going to turn against you. Maybe they’re into some shadier business than you’re already aware. Everyone is moody, has a troubled relationship at home. At the end of the movie, half of the cast is dead and they were terrible people anyway so you don’t even care! Sorry – I’m just ranting now. I know Heat is a well-loved movie. There are parts that I can appreciate, but at the end of the day, it’s just not my thing.
Best Bit: Robert De Niro’s character says something about not getting attached to anyone or anything that you can’t leave behind in 30 seconds if it all goes south, and when this actually happens to him towards the end of the movie it was a pretty cool moment. Probably the only time I actually felt any emotion whilst watching the movie but it was really memorable.
Worst Bit: The restaurant scene with Robert De Niro and Al Pacino had me rolling my eyes. You guys are making each other’s lives miserable but you’ll have a happy chat over a coffee and talk about respect and what not? Ugh, please!
Fun Trivia: In the director’s commentary, Michael Mann noted that Al Pacino ad-libbed the line “Because she’s got a GREAT ASS!” and Hank Azaria’s look of exasperated shock was totally genuine.
My Rating: 2 full-size bags of Cadbury’s Mini Eggs that I ate whilst watching this movie over the space of 3 days…I am a disgusting human being.
The Blind Spot Series was created a few years ago by Ryan at The Matinee, and is now hosted by Sofia at Returning Videotapes. As part of the Series, bloggers choose 1 movie to watch and review each month that is deemed a ‘classic’ or ‘must-watch’. To see the rest of my picks for the year, check out my announcement post here.