Mini Reviews: Movies Watched in June

Not gonna lie, I lost my movie mojo a little at the start of June. Maybe it was the shocking amount of rain we were having in the UK that was making me feel glum, or maybe it was because I couldn’t settle on what Keanu Reeves movie to watch next, but either way, both the weather and my movie watching picked up eventually! As I’ve started to do, here are some mini-reviews on the movies I saw in June but didn’t write a full post for.

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Wonder Park (2019)

I wasn’t super excited to see Wonder Park or anything but I’ve always loved rollercoasters and theme parks, even the games like Rollercoaster Tycoon, so I still wanted to see what it was like. It was pretty meh. It uses cheap tactics to pull on your heartstrings and it just feels like a second-rate Pixar movie. Almost like a budget Inside Out to be honest. Plus – why the hell is the movie called Wonder Park if the park in question is actually called Wonderland?! It’s still annoying the hell out of me.

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Demolition (2015)

I realised it’s been a year since I announced I would watch my entire watch list by the end of 2018. Whoops. That didn’t go well. I’m not giving up though, so Demolition was next on my list. It’s a quiet and melancholy little movie, typical Jake Gyllenhaal to be honest, but still very much enjoyable. I remember a time when I was a teen that angsty Gyllenhaal movies were my life – teen Allie would have loved Demolition much more than adult Allie.

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Murder Mystery (2019)

I’ve been looking forward to this one for ages but my sleep-deprived brain convinced itself that Jason Sudeikis was the main star?! It was only when I opened up Netflix on the night the movie dropped that I realised it was even an Adam Sandler movie. We all know to watch with caution when this guy is involved. I didn’t love it like I hoped, but there was still a lot of funny moments. Luke Evans was a delight, and that guy who only spoke in raps had me laughing every time he showed up!

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Slaughterhouse Rulez (2018)

This is one of those movies I kind of forgot existed after it left the cinema. I missed it, and only caught it this month, and it was pretty ‘meh’ to be honest. Why oh why would you cast Simon Pegg and Nick Frost in a movie together and then only let them share one, brief scene? I was really hoping this would be Shaun of the Dead but set in a British boarding school. It wasn’t, sadly…

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Away We Go (2009)

See, I’m making a real effort to tick off my watch list! About 5 minutes into Away We Go I realised why it must have been on the list to begin with. It’s all about pregnancy, becoming parents and not knowing your place in the world. One of you lovely bloggers must have recommended it when I announced my pregnancy. My little girl is going to be 2 in October, so yeah, that’s how neglected my list is! Anyway, once I’d realised this was more of a drama than a comedy, I adored this movie. I highly recommend it to anyone else during their pregnancy, it paints such a more realistic picture than the terrible and loud comedies out there.

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Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure (1989)

Okay, so I was certain I’d seen this movie before, just so long ago that I couldn’t really remember anything about it. My husband never has though, and let’s face it – that’s a crime. He loved it (duh!) and now I’m not convinced I ever did watch it as a kid. It was so stupidly funny, had some most excellent time travel bits, and not only made history fun but made it make sense! I hated history at school, loathed it, and I’m sure this movie might have made me change my mind. I laughed every time Socrates’ name was pronounced ‘Soh-craytes’ – it was a joke that never got old!

Aaaand just in case you missed any, these are my full reviews for June:

Ma (2019)
The Man Who Killed Don Quixote (2018)
Dark Phoenix (2019)
Men In Black: International (2019)
Gladiator (2000)
Brightburn (2019)
Toy Story 4 (2019)

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Best & Worst Movies of 2019…So Far!

We’re halfway through the year (can you believe it?!) and summer has well and truly arrived in the UK…in the sense that it’s kind of warm, but won’t stop raining. At least it’s an excuse to hide indoors and see all the blockbusters! I feel like 2019 has been a great year for movies so far. It’s had its fair share of stinkers and disappointments for sure, but on the whole I’ve really enjoyed the 2019 releases I’ve seen. In fact, if I check out my Letterboxd ratings, I’ve got 3 five-star movies for the year, compared with none at this point in 2018!

In true blogger fashion, I thought this would mark the perfect time to pick my Top 5 Best and Worst movies of the year so far. Shall we start with the duds? It’s always nice to end on a high note!

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#5 Someone Great

I really wanted to love this movie. I knew not to expect something award-worthy, or a completely original plot that would blow me away, but the cast is impressive and if nothing else I thought I was guaranteed a lot of laughs. Unfortunately, it was a disappointment. It had its moments but it mostly felt like the movie was just trying to take the piss out of Millennials.

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#4 What Men Want

Taraji P. Henson being an absolute badass in a comedy where she can hear men’s thoughts? What could possibly go wrong? It took far too long for the movie to get going, and although it started to pick up steam eventually I’d lost interest at that point. Tracy Morgan was pretending he was actually starring in an episode of 30 Rock.

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#3 Wine Country

It’s still too soon, I’m not sure I can even talk about Wine Country. Some of my favourite comedic actresses getting together and getting drunk should have been a match made in heaven, so why was it so damn boring? I’m starting to get very suspicious of Netflix Original comedies…

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#2 Wonder Park

This stupid movie made me cry for no purpose whatsoever. If you’re a fan of theme parks and really want to watch a budget, crap version of Inside Out then here’s your perfect movie. I still don’t know why it’s even called Wonder Park when the park in the actual movie is called Wonderland. Arggghhh!

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#1 Serenity

I’ve just realised I never even wrote a mini-review of this movie, let alone anything structured. In fact, I almost gave Serenity a pass because it’s at that level of terrible where I actually had a lot of fun watching it. There’s a good movie in here somewhere, but wow, what a plot twist. Just don’t do what I do and start to read deeper into it, because that’s when it really derails. I’m not sure anything will be able to top this by the end of the year!

I could have quite easily done a list of 10 Best movies of the year so far, which means doing it at the end of the year is going to be horribly difficult. I’ve just enjoyed a lot of movies so far this year! My honourable mentions go to Aladdin, Booksmart, Instant Family, Isn’t It Romantic, Long Shot, Missing Link, Us, Captain Marvel, and Fighting with My Family for narrowly missing out on a spot.

So, without further ado, here are what I’ve deemed the best movies of 2019 so far:

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#5 Shazam!

So many of my reviews this year have started with me saying how pleasantly surprised I’ve been with a movie. With the rubbish released in previous years, I never thought I’d have a DC movie in my top list! I was so hesitant about Shazam!, it looked funny but it also looked a bit dumb in the trailer, but I was overwhelmed. I laughed so much in the cinema and I didn’t expect it to have so much heart too – I’ve seen it twice already.

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#4 Pokemon Detective Pikachu

When Detective Pikachu was announced what feels like 10 years ago, I groaned. As someone who grew up with the trading cards, TV show and videogames, I was dying for a live-action Pokemon movie but not one revolved around a Pikachu with a detective hat. But oh my god. I was sold once the first trailer came in. I know the non-Pokemon fans didn’t enjoy it much, but for me, there’s so much fan service involved that I was grinning the whole time.

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#3 Toy Story 4

I’ve only reviewed this very recently so I’ll keep this one short, major kudos to Pixar for not only making an incredible original and 3 amazing sequels. I thought Toy Story 3 gave the movie a perfect ending but number 4 went one better.

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#2 Avengers: Endgame

My Top 2 keep changing minute by minute. In fact, I’ve changed the order at least 5 times just whilst writing this post. Ask me tomorrow and I’ll have changed my mind again. There was no doubt in my mind though that Endgame would be amazing. Marvel just have this movie making down to fine art now, and what a perfect ending this was for the current Avengers line up. It’s a good job it’s being re-released next week because I didn’t make the full movie without a toilet break and I still don’t know what I missed!

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#1 John Wick: Chapter 3 – Parabellum

I know. I know I put John Wick above Endgame. “It’s only because of Keanu Reeves!” I can hear you all saying. You’re probably right. But if you asked me which of 2019’s movies I’ve enjoyed the most so far, it’s going to be Parabellum every time. I saw it twice at the cinema and I’m looking forward to a DVD release so I can watch it again. Those choreographed fight scenes are just perfect, and it’s ruined every other action movie for me. I’m dying to see Chapter 4!

Enough about me, over to you guys…what’s been your Best & Worst of the year so far? Is it feeling like a good year for movies?